Dorm life in Krakow

I've never lived in a dorm before. Imagine my horror when I turn up to find the sheets and towels provided are torn and stained, the bed may as well be made of rocks and - more importantly - there is not access to a fridge or a clothes dryer on the premises.

The above is our makeshift fridge and Hills Hoist. I have no idea what we're going to do when winter rolls around and it's -15 degrees on a good day, but for now this works.